Abang, ni cantik tak?

Pha Is July 08, 2020
"Abang, ni cantik tak?"

Soal isteri aku sambil menunjukkan skrin telefonya yang tertera gambar seorang perempuan. Aku belek gambar tersebut atas dan bawah sambil cuba menghadam soalan isteri aku. Apa yang dia nak?



Jawapan yang tersilap


"Hmm.. Cantik la jugak." Balas aku. "Siapa perempuan tu? Kawan ke?" Soal aku kembali. 

"Eee... Abang ni. Biy tanya pasal baju la, bukan orang tu" Sambil dicubitnya aku.

Rupanya jawapan aku silap gais. hahahaha.. Mana la aku tahu yang dia maksudkan cantik tu, baju. Aku ingatkan tu gambar kawan dia. Adoiyai.. 

Jawapan yang betol


Jawapan yang harus aku balas sepatutnya macam ni : "Cantik. Nak beli online ke? meh abang bayarkan."

haaaa... betul tak?




p/s : lama betul tak update blog.. bersawang teruk. sampai inter-phase  dashboard dah berubah banyak, aku pun pening nak tulis entri.



Pha Is

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46 Comments

  1. paridahJuly 8, 2020 at 4:40 PM

    Terpesona tenguk pic cantik sampai terlupa nak faham maksud sebenar suri hati ya phais

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  2. ewanthologyJuly 8, 2020 at 8:17 PM

    perghhh...comey...ehhh

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  3. aswadzJuly 8, 2020 at 8:47 PM

    Pengajaran nyer... Jangan jawab soalan isteri serta merta. Hadam kan dulu soalan mereka. Boleh jadi itu trick question. Hahaha...

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  4. nohasJuly 9, 2020 at 4:43 PM

    haha..semuanya cantik...baju, tudung, handbag, orangnya..

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  5. Nor Azimah AliJuly 9, 2020 at 7:01 PM

    Apa yg ada dlm fikiran org lelaki mmg jauh dari apa yg ada dlm fikiran org ppuan.

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    1. Pha IsOctober 1, 2020 at 11:25 AM

      mesti la.. cara pemikiran kan x sama.. hahaha

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  6. Abam KieJuly 11, 2020 at 6:10 AM

    Lain kali pompuan ni kena cakap direct.. Apa yg cantik tu? Miscommunication ni.

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  7. Litah LJuly 11, 2020 at 11:45 AM

    hahahahaha think i would ask the same question.. siapa org tu?? lol

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    1. Pha IsOctober 1, 2020 at 1:12 PM

      kalau perempuan yg tanya soalan tu, dia dah jadi maksud lain dah tu

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    2. Litah LNovember 1, 2020 at 5:13 PM

      hahaha no la.. what i mean is if i were u i would ask the same question hehehe

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  8. Cik TKJuly 14, 2020 at 8:32 PM

    Kalau saya pun saya tak tahu dia rujuk pada baju.. haha

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  9. okkJuly 19, 2020 at 7:29 PM

    nice info....

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  10. Khir KhalidJuly 20, 2020 at 3:50 PM

    Mmg cantik pun.. eh! hahaa. Salam ukhwah selalu PhaIs :D

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  11. Dunia ZumalJuly 31, 2020 at 2:35 AM

    Uit orang rumah tak baca ke? 🤭

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    1. Pha IsOctober 5, 2020 at 9:27 AM

      bacaa.. tunggu dia approve dulu baru publish.

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  12. Syazni RahimAugust 1, 2020 at 1:21 AM

    Aahahhah geli hati dibuatnya

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    1. Pha IsOctober 5, 2020 at 9:27 AM

      part kena cubit tu x geli sangat la.. hahahha

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  13. TheEunolaAugust 18, 2020 at 3:03 PM

    betul sangat jawapan tu :D

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  14. MaSeptember 24, 2020 at 10:53 PM

    Mestila tu tny brg tu cantik x hehe sb kami tak kan pernah perlu pendapat lelaki untuk menilai kecantikan wanita lain hehe

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    1. Pha IsOctober 5, 2020 at 9:33 AM

      eh, adaaa... kadang2 saja tanya perempuan tu cantik or tak sebab nk test kaaann..

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  15. A m m iSeptember 30, 2020 at 2:20 PM

    hahahah sebab tu lah org kata kalau cakap dengan lelaki kene cakap betul2..jangan main tersirat2 ni.

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  16. RazfOctober 7, 2020 at 9:54 AM

    hahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahaah

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  17. dear aniesOctober 7, 2020 at 9:34 PM

    harus diingat setiap soalan perempuan slalu ada double meaning. n mungkin bleh jd triple or quadruple meaning😆😆😆😆😆

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  18. mamappOctober 14, 2020 at 12:27 PM

    Nasib baik X kena pelangkung haha

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  19. sophea ◇October 14, 2020 at 1:56 PM

    Hahaha kalau saya pun ingat org

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  20. HeNRieTTa JoSeOctober 25, 2020 at 3:08 PM

    adeh...xtaw nak komen....hahaha....welcome back....

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  21. Siti Yang MenaipOctober 30, 2020 at 12:17 AM

    ahahah itu dia phais.. dia mmg nak baju tu sbenarnya hahaha..
    betul sngt jawapan hang tu.. tnya terus nak belikan bagus bagusss hehe..

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  22. mrhanafiNovember 4, 2020 at 8:30 AM

    berhati-hati untuk menjawap soalan yang samar-samar hahaha

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    1. Pha IsNovember 4, 2020 at 11:07 AM

      samar2 sebab perspetif antar lelaki dan wanita x sama..

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  23. Sha MohamedNovember 9, 2020 at 11:25 AM

    Soalan bahaya nie.. hahaha..
    perangkap namanya..

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    1. Pha IsNovember 11, 2020 at 8:43 AM

      x ada apa pun sebenarnya.. dia just tanya pasal baju tu. saya je salah tafsir.. hehehe

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