Ayat Mengorat Pelajar Farmasi

Pha Is March 12, 2015
Alkisah, seorang pelajar farmasi tahun akhir datang memberi talk kat sebuah kolej matrikulasiyang pernah dimasuki beliau suatu ketika dahulu, tentang kursus farmasi di universiti beliau.


Pharmacy Student's Pick-up line


perbualan 1

Adik manees ; Abang nak tanya macam mana yer life jadi student farmasi?

Abang hensem : Adik, kalau nak cerita, panjang la.

Adik manees : La ye ke, kalau boleh nak tau jugak.

Abang hensem : Macam ni la adik, ni nombor fon abang, ni akaun ig abang, adik follow pastu boring-boring nanti adik Whatsapp la abang, tanya buat apa, ada kat mana so indirectly tau la macam mana life student pharmacy. haha."



perbualan 2

Adik cumel : Encik nak tanya sikit pasal kos farmasi boleh?

Abang hensem : Jangan panggil encik, panggil abang sudah la. hehe.

Adik cumel : Oh, ok abang, nak tanya kalo nak masuk pharmacy memang kene 4flat ke abang?

Abang hensem : Kalau nak peluang cerah kene 4flat la sebab sekarang competition kuat. Tambah plak adik ni perempuan.

Adik cumel : Alamak, susah la macam nie, apa the best suggestion yang boleh abang bagi?

Abang hensem : Macam ni la dik, kalo adik tak dapat belajar course pharmacy pun, kahwin dengan abang-abang yang belajar pharmacy pun orait gak. hewhew."



dipetik dan diolah dari :
Wan Nashrullah Muhamad. (2015 Feb.). Facebook Status.
https://www.facebook.com/WanTaiping92/posts/823613077685741 ,
https://www.facebook.com/WanTaiping92/posts/823200557726993
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40 Comments

  1. Farah Waheda Wahid March 12, 2015 at 10:06 AM

    Amboiii... pick up line tak menghingat....

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  2. paridahMarch 12, 2015 at 10:09 AM

    HEH..HEH..PHA IS MENGORAT GITU KER...GURAU JER PHA IS.

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  3. Qaseh AbadiMarch 12, 2015 at 10:42 AM

    kantoi..mesti wat camtu kan..hehee

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    1. Pha IsApril 25, 2015 at 6:52 PM

      klau selalu buat macam tu.. mesti ada pernah ada ramai awek. ni sorg pun tak de...

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  4. Fathiyah SelamatMarch 12, 2015 at 10:55 AM

    hebat btul operator pick up hotline tu ye... bagus2..

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  5. Dunia ZumalMarch 12, 2015 at 10:58 AM

    Ni antara ayat2 Pha Is yer ^-^

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  6. wardahannesaMarch 12, 2015 at 11:20 AM

    hahaha. senget je.. ^^

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  7. Fatin WawaMarch 12, 2015 at 12:06 PM

    hahaha.. yelah mana tau sangkut sorang ke kan.. ngehngeh.. xD

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  8. Inani HazwaniMarch 12, 2015 at 1:14 PM

    amboiii. hahaha

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  9. aizamia3March 12, 2015 at 1:54 PM

    hehehe.. perbualan yang pertama tu lebih smooth.. hehehe.. ;)
    takdelah nampak sangat macam nak mengorat.. hehehe..

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  10. kakitravelkhairuddin.blogspot.comMarch 12, 2015 at 2:08 PM

    wah....

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  11. kakitravelkhairuddin.blogspot.comMarch 12, 2015 at 2:09 PM

    cerita menarik

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  12. nae nematodaMarch 12, 2015 at 4:32 PM

    hahaha, saya lebih tertarik dgn perbualan num 2....hahahaha

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  13. Shahrul YusofMarch 13, 2015 at 4:12 PM

    Power jugak budak-budak farmasi ni dalam hal ehwal mengorat makwe. Budak engineering? Hmmm.. study theory macam Moore's Law bagai nak rak, sekor awek pun takda sangkut. Hahaha

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  14. mrhanafiMarch 14, 2015 at 6:15 AM

    hebat juga ayat mengorat macamnie boleh try la

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  15. NiesaMarch 14, 2015 at 10:18 AM

    kemainnnn..hahahaha..

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  16. Nina MadsMarch 14, 2015 at 11:00 PM

    memang sedih la org yg kena tu.. hehehe

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    1. Pha IsApril 25, 2015 at 7:31 PM

      knapa nk sedih plak.. ntah2 lagi suka aper.. hehehe

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  17. Khir KhalidMarch 16, 2015 at 2:22 AM

    Best juga mcm tu hehehee.. :D

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  18. CiknaMarch 16, 2015 at 9:11 AM

    Ntah2 "Abang hensem" tu Pha Is x..... T'sipu2 malu lak dia.....;-)

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  19. aswadzMarch 16, 2015 at 10:58 PM

    boleh tahan gak pick up line ye. hahaha...

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  20. faizal mohamad twon tawiMarch 17, 2015 at 8:26 AM

    ayat power...

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  21. SukaSedap MYMarch 17, 2015 at 1:11 PM

    terbaikkk . hehee

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  22. Jari ManisMarch 17, 2015 at 8:59 PM

    ahaksss....2 dalam 1

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  23. Jari ManisMarch 17, 2015 at 9:00 PM

    ayat mengorat pelajar komputer science x de ke..

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    1. Pha IsApril 25, 2015 at 7:56 PM

      hahaha.. yg tu kena tanya budak2 komputer science la..

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  24. UnknownMarch 19, 2015 at 9:20 AM

    pasang umpan baik punya ... heheheee

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  25. NurulhidayahMarch 20, 2015 at 12:37 PM

    Pha Is tak tau yang adik manis tu sebenarnya dah gunakan pick-line mereka.. hahhaha.. mudah je jatuh abe2 Farmasi ni.. kekekkkk :p

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  26. Cik MisstreeMarch 20, 2015 at 7:12 PM

    Lawak. Dasyat juga budak farmasi ni

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  27. Zie HasMarch 21, 2015 at 1:24 PM

    amboii... ape kate adik manis jawab: adik nak kawin dgn doktor aje. mesti sentap :P

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  28. Teena TnaMarch 21, 2015 at 8:50 PM

    Alhamdulillah, 'adik' ni dah dapat kos farmasi dah.

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  29. abdoossMarch 24, 2015 at 10:21 AM

    Pha Is,

    Terima kasih berkongsi..

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  30. UnknownApril 16, 2015 at 11:12 AM

    hohoho...ngayat aje..hehe..nanti diaorang mitok kahwin ngan pha..hehe

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