Forever Alone Brother

Pha Is January 22, 2013


Pagi tu, aku naik moto pergi ambil adik aku yang baru balik dari cuti semester dari UM. Sampai je beliau depan aku, mungkin tatkala melihatkan kepala aku yang licin tanpa rambut, dia bersuara.

“ni pasai apa plak dok cukuq kepala plak nih?” soal adik aku.

“biasa la.. baru habis exam. Saja”

“ingatkan nazar sebab tak ada awek.”

“cis.”



Di rumah, sedang kami sekeluarga rancak bersembang, tiba-tiba henset berbunyi. Kemudian, laju adik aku mencapai henset beliau di atas cabinet, membaca mesej yang masuk.

“sapa tu? Balak ka?” soal aku.

“ha ah.. boyfriend. Hang ada?”

(-_-‘)


Pedas. As always..




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47 Comments

  1. Biar Tinggi di LangitJanuary 22, 2013 at 10:10 AM

    memang terbaik dari ladang la bro. ahahahah

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  2. a.RJanuary 22, 2013 at 10:19 AM

    ngorat la member adik tu...sorang dua......hahahaha~

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    1. Pha IsJanuary 25, 2013 at 12:05 AM

      dia tak bagi.. katanya, dia tak nak kawan dia bergelar kakak ipar...

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  3. UnknownJanuary 22, 2013 at 10:36 AM

    haha...sentap ati mak nak

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  4. PenulisFreelancerJanuary 22, 2013 at 10:54 AM

    sometimes it's better to be alone than someone who always stay behind u but give a lot of trouble~
    ape ak merepek ni pais? HAHA

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  5. ma ❥January 22, 2013 at 11:00 AM

    hehehe ye ke ni xde awek?

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  6. ayutJanuary 22, 2013 at 11:55 AM

    hahaha...apa blh bt.jodoh ye blum ditemui..msih bersembunyi... ^^

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    1. Pha IsJanuary 26, 2013 at 7:05 PM

      ha ha.. dia sembunyi.. dok main nyorok2 kat mana entah.. hehehehe

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 22, 2013 at 1:40 PM

    amboi advence adik depa :D

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  8. MerokJanuary 22, 2013 at 2:42 PM

    haha. Rilek arr.. Sombong gila adik..

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  9. cydayfJanuary 22, 2013 at 3:27 PM

    ye ke xde awek ni, cm tak caye jek.. heheheh

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    1. Pha IsJanuary 27, 2013 at 12:03 AM

      betol la.. knapa..? igt semua lelaki hensem tu dah ada awek ka..? hahahaha

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  10. uci ulalaJanuary 22, 2013 at 5:25 PM

    haha 'hang ada?' lawak2!
    xpe, setiap orang Allah dah tetapkan jodoh, sampai masa, tempat dan keadaan yang sesuai, Dia akan temukan jgk. :)

    yg 'ada' belom tentu lg tu jodohnya atau tidak. it doesnt confirm anything. ^^
    'alone doesnt mean lonely'

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  11. Awan NinaJanuary 22, 2013 at 5:26 PM

    taktau pun meme forever alone tu ada bentuk 3D hah hah.

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    1. Pha IsJanuary 27, 2013 at 12:05 AM

      hahaha.. tetiba je terjumpa masa search kat google...

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  12. abdoossJanuary 22, 2013 at 6:14 PM

    Pha Is,

    1) Ada jodoh tak ke mana..

    2) ada boifren bukan maknanya akan kawin cepat

    Kan?

    Lek lu (relax dulu)..

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    1. Pha IsJanuary 27, 2013 at 12:05 AM

      x pe.. mmg tgh leklu pun skrg ni.. dah keje nanti, boleh la mula mencari.. hehehe

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  13. NastynaJanuary 23, 2013 at 9:26 PM

    hang takda boyfriend ka? hehehe rilek..muda lagi, enjoy the singlehood.

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    1. Pha IsJanuary 27, 2013 at 12:10 AM

      nk kata enjoy pun, x sangat.. just barely survive.. hehehe

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  14. NikJanuary 24, 2013 at 9:09 AM

    menusuk kalu yea kata2 adik tu
    ala.. relax la. enjor zaman single dulu.hehe

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    1. Pha IsJanuary 27, 2013 at 12:27 AM

      ha ah.. menusuk qalbu...
      tapi x enjoy sangat pun.. rasa mcm dah boring single.. nk kapel rasa berdosa, nk kahwin duit x de.. hehehe

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  15. Syazana ZainnJanuary 24, 2013 at 10:47 AM

    rilex dulu :p

    kalau ade cepat2 ambil tindakan segera.hihi

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    1. Pha IsJanuary 27, 2013 at 12:27 AM

      hmm.. kna tunggu habis blajar dulu la.. hehe

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  16. haryatiJanuary 24, 2013 at 11:28 AM

    kikiki.... mang power punya ayat...

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  17. UnknownJanuary 24, 2013 at 1:52 PM

    kalau x cari x jumpa sampai bila2..cuba cari,tengok camne..hehe..kalau x forever alone la brother..:-)

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    1. Pha IsJanuary 27, 2013 at 12:29 AM

      nk buat mcm mana.. masa untuk mencari belum tiba.. sabor je la...

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  18. Jna marcelloJanuary 24, 2013 at 4:32 PM

    hahahahahahhah sentap forever hihi

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    1. Pha IsJanuary 27, 2013 at 12:32 AM

      forever..? hahaha.. x la.. dah kahwin nanti, hilang la sentap tu.. heheh

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  19. miss yatieJanuary 24, 2013 at 5:56 PM

    terasa ke? kalau terasa cepat2 cari aweksss...heeee

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    1. Pha IsJanuary 27, 2013 at 12:39 AM

      masanya belum tiba la cik KY.... sabor je la buat masa sekarang..

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  20. imantizz_truperJanuary 27, 2013 at 6:55 PM

    nak gelak guling2 boleh? hahahaha...

    nanti jodoh tu datang bergolek2 la abg pha is..hehehe

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  21. Sayidah Nafisah RuslanFebruary 11, 2013 at 10:07 PM

    ape lagi? carilah satu. tapi buat terus kahwin lah.. hehe

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    1. Pha IsFebruary 11, 2013 at 10:14 PM

      lambat lagi nk kawen.. nanti2 lah baru cari.. hehehe

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  22. aizamia3June 11, 2013 at 1:13 PM

    sampai masa nanti jangan lupa jemput okey.. ;)

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    1. Pha IsJune 11, 2013 at 1:17 PM

      insyaAlah... tapi mcm lmbat lagi je.. hmm..

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  23. UnknownDecember 5, 2013 at 5:30 PM

    boleh tahan kelakar nye

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